i have nothing to say

this post is for Billy and Julia and all i am going to say is worry about your own blog and i will post when i feel like it, so here is two very random jokes

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye.

She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose!

The restaurant owner comes storming out of the kitchen. He runs up to the customer's table, slaps five $100 bills down on it and says, "You got me this time buddy, but I want you to know that's the first time in ten years we've been out of rye bread!"

10 things in golf that sound dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter
2. Oh shit my shafts all bent
3. You really wacked the hell out of thatsucker
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a goodgrip
6. Lift your head and spread your legs
7. You have a nice stroke, but your followthrough leaves a lot to be desired
8. Just turn your back and drop it
9. Hold up.. I've got to wash my balls
10. Damn, I missed the hole again