Pirates who dont do anything

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We are the pirates who dont do anything!
We just stay at home and lay around.
And if you ask us to do anything.
Well just tell you
We dont do anything!
But Ive never been to Cleveland
And I've never been to Denver
And Ive never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And Ive never been to Moscow
And Ive never been to Tampa
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall

We're the pirates who dont do anything!
We just stay at home and lay around.
And if you ask us to do anything.
Well just tell you
We dont do anything!
And Ive never hoist the mainstay
And Ive never swabbed the poop deck
And Ive never veer to starboard
Cause I never sail at all
And Ive never walked the gangplank
And Ive never owned a parrot
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall

Cause wer'e the pirates who dont do anything!
We just stay at home and lay around.
And if you ask us to do anything.
Well just tell you
We dont do anything!
Well Ive never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping ball
And Ive never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall
And Ive never kissed a chipmunk
And Ive never gotten head lice
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall

Pirate Captain's log 2002
Who be this band, relient K,
And why be they so full of contradictions?
We dont know what he did, but we're down with
Captain Kidd.
We don't wake up before lunch, bet we all eat Cap'N
Crunch.
We don't smoke. We don't chew. We watch Captain
Kangaroo.

And Ive never licked a spark plug
And Ive never sniffed a stinkbug
And Ive never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball
And Ive never bathed in yogurt
And I dont look good in leggings
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall!

We're the pirates who don't do anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything.
We'll just tell you
We dont do anything!
We're the pirates who don't do anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything.
We'll just tell you
We dont do anything!

(That was for Catherine The Trumpets are going to rock)