trumpet jokes

Band Jokes are the best

How man trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because the world revolves around them!

How many trumpets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but he/she will do it too loudly.

How to trumpet players traditionally greet each other?

"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and four to tell him how much better they could have done it.

Other instrument jokes

Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ?

They never know when to come in.

What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.

What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.

How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?

Shoot one

What is the difference between a french horn section and a '57 Chevy?

You can tune a '57 Chevy.

Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?

Yeah, it took two hours to get the drummer out.