this is for all you rednecks out there

i just cant get enough jokes

REDNECK DRIVERS LICENSE APPLICATION
(i am not sure what this test has to do with driving but it is funny)

Last name:________________

(Check appropriate box) First name:

[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_]Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress [_] Un-employed
[_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________
Lover's Name: __________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother
[_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin
[_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name:_______________________(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in frontyard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen ____ bedroom
____ bathroom ____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack? [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO =
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable

How many teeth? ___
Color of teeth: [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black [_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: =
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know