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Tuesday, February 01, 2005

best t-shirts of the summer

this is quite funny

1. (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn andthe Lawn Won

2. So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me

3. I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy

4. God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends

5. If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going

6. At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All...I Just Can't Remember It All

7. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips

8. I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do

9. (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah

10. If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?

11. Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount

12. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes,Seeks Frog

13. No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman")

14. (on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can ReadThis, My Wife Fell Off

15. I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now

16. (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My GovernorCan Beat Up Your Governor

17. Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a LittleShopping.

18. What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About

19. I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be aVegetarian

20. (on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back)With a $25,000 Cover Charge

21. Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just BetterRich

22. Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money

23. Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional

24. IRS-Be Audit You Can Be

25. Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

26. If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen

27. Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship

28. The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt

29. If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You

30. Old Age Comes at a Bad Time

31. In America, Anyone Can Be President. That's One of the Risks You Take.

32. First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.

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