Childrens books you will never see

i love these jokes

1. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"

2. "You Were an Accident"

3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

4. "Some Kittens CanFly!"

5. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

6. "WhereWould You Like to Be Buried?"

7. "Kathy Was So Bad Her MomStopped Loving Her"

8. "The Attention Deficit DisorderAssociation's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey!Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"

9. "All Dogs Go to Hell"

10."TheKids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

11."When Mommy and Daddy Don'tKnow the Answer They Say God Did It"

12. "Garfield GetsFeline Leukemia" 13. "What Is That Dog Doing to That OtherDog?"

14. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet BeFriends?"

15. "Bi-Curious George"

16. "Daddy Drinks BecauseYou Cry"

17. "Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"

18. "You Are Different and That's Bad"

19. "Dad's New WifeTimothy"

20. "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other GreatMicrowave Games"

21. "Testing Homemade Parachutes WithNothing At All But Your Household Pets"

22. "TheHardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"

23. "TheTickling Babysitter"

24. "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"

25."Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"

26. "The Boy WhoDied from Eating All His Vegetables"

27. "Start a Real-EstateEmpire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"

28."The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"

29. "Things Rich KidsHave, But You Never Will"

30. "The Care Bears Maul SomeCampers and are Shot Dead"

31. "How to Become The DominantMilitary Power In Your Elementary School"

32."Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"