wow its been a while

my last post was made what 8 days before state! I must be slacking quite a bit.
I really have nothing to say so I will flatter you all with another joke:)

Liquid Plummer Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex: Do not spray in eyes.

Bowl Fresh: Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Toilet Plunger Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.

Endust Duster: This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby Oil: Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion: Keep away from children

Hair coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap Directions: Use like regular soap.(as opposed to)

Stridex Foaming Face Wash :May contain foam.

Electric Cattle Prod: For use on animals only.

Can of air freshener:For use by trained personnel only.

Silly Putty: Do not use as ear plugs.

Knife sharpening stone Warning: knives are sharp!

Deodorant: Do not use intimately.

Rat Poison Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

Portable stroller Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage.

Dashboard of a mail truck: Look before driving.

Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

Sign at a railroad station: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

Bottom of a supermarket dessert box: Do not turn upside down.

Package of dice:Not for human consumption.