YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Well now that my sickness is gone (minus the fact I'm stuck with this horrible cough) I am happy now!

Well I would love to sit here and type for all you nice people that read this stuff but I have homework to catch up on (Insert sarcastic remark here!)

It Jazz-Act-Play day tommorrow!

Adding something to my last post..

HELP ME!!!!!
SAVE ME FROM THIS FREAKIN SICKNESS!!!!!!

THE YUCKYNESS THAT IS...

BEING SICK!!!!

I really forgot how much it sucks!

Yay jokes

I probably have already posted this but it doesn't hurt to do it again.

1. It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

2. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

3. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

5. It does not matter if you are heavily out numbered in afight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6. When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

7. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

8. Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

9. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

10. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

11. Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

12. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

13. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

YAY FOR DSL

I now officially have DSL on my computer which makes me very happy. Now I can actually do things on the computer and do them at impressive speeds!!

All for now!