On the first day of New Years?

Maybe I should make a new song what do u think...

On the first day of New Years my best bud gave to me 1 silly hat.

Well its worth thinking about. I dont know about all you people out there but I had an excellent Christmas/Christmas break. I really dont have anything else to talk about cause my post always consist of jokes.

I have to know, Stephen, hows the war between you and furby going? Has IT been totally mangled yet? Has it totally taken over your mind yet? So many questions I will finish on Tuesday.

Just to say I said it

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!

ok now that thats out of the way I feel like telling another joke

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed." The sky darkens and a voice booms out, "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you." So with the stone he bashes the life out of the chief. Standing above the lifeless body, breathing heavily looking at 100 angry natives . . . The voice booms out again, "Okay . . . NOW you're screwed."

ANOTHER POST!!!

I'm steppin it up and posting twice in the same week!!! Its crazy I know. Now I will humor you all with a joke.

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope - Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said,"Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning..ok..no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked "So..is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge...here's your sign."

A POST!?!?!!!?!

As hard as it is for all you people to believe I am posting again! I have almost forgotten what the meaning of the word post is. O-well we will all move on

Well as Me, Stephen, and Catherine have figured the small furry things more commonly know as Furbies have begun their invasion on our planet. I know this is all tragic news craziness and if you dont believe me just look for Burger King or Mc Donalds commercials. Its insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A recap of the last Burger King Commercial I saw:

A young kid was in his home and starts frantically SCREAMING: THEIR EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!
He runs down the street seeing shadows and is still screaming their everywhere!!!
Finally he bursts into a Burger King and one last time screams their everywhere!!!
The lady at the counter(surrounded by THOUSANDS of Furbies) says I know!!!
Then a voice comes on and says Furbies have INVADED Burger King!! They are simply OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!

Now come on if that is not proof what is??!?!??!?!?!??!?

I will end this post with a few words of advice.

STAY AWAY FROM FURBIES!!!!!