what an interesting party

i really think some of the fish were scarred for life, i was just glad i was not a fish for this party, if i was i would never consider talking to some of you ppl again
we should try and break the record for most people fit in a hot tub i bet we would win
o-well we have one more obstacle to overcome before school and that is the band camp from hell, and it probably will feel like hell in the heat we are all going to die :)

life is cruel

i never new that dry cleaning could take up so much of my life, 5:00 in the morning to 7:00 at night, it sucks so bad, because of this "wonderful" business i have limited freedom, way limited. I have been working here every single day this week and it just sucks. even though you may make some good money off the business we have made $230,264 since we have opened which is incredible for a new business and i am very happy to be doing that well, but the work is just so so so hard

thats my life story and its not very good o well at least i get to relax all next week

Pirates who dont do anything

Arr! arr! arr! arr!

We are the pirates who dont do anything!
We just stay at home and lay around.
And if you ask us to do anything.
Well just tell you
We dont do anything!
But Ive never been to Cleveland
And I've never been to Denver
And Ive never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And Ive never been to Moscow
And Ive never been to Tampa
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall

We're the pirates who dont do anything!
We just stay at home and lay around.
And if you ask us to do anything.
Well just tell you
We dont do anything!
And Ive never hoist the mainstay
And Ive never swabbed the poop deck
And Ive never veer to starboard
Cause I never sail at all
And Ive never walked the gangplank
And Ive never owned a parrot
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall

Cause wer'e the pirates who dont do anything!
We just stay at home and lay around.
And if you ask us to do anything.
Well just tell you
We dont do anything!
Well Ive never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping ball
And Ive never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall
And Ive never kissed a chipmunk
And Ive never gotten head lice
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall

Pirate Captain's log 2002
Who be this band, relient K,
And why be they so full of contradictions?
We dont know what he did, but we're down with
Captain Kidd.
We don't wake up before lunch, bet we all eat Cap'N
Crunch.
We don't smoke. We don't chew. We watch Captain
Kangaroo.

And Ive never licked a spark plug
And Ive never sniffed a stinkbug
And Ive never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball
And Ive never bathed in yogurt
And I dont look good in leggings
And Ive never been to Boston in the fall!

We're the pirates who don't do anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything.
We'll just tell you
We dont do anything!
We're the pirates who don't do anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything.
We'll just tell you
We dont do anything!

(That was for Catherine The Trumpets are going to rock)

Band Personnel Standards

Flute player
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a locomotive.
Is faster than a speeding bullet.
Walks on water.
Gives policy to God.
Trombone player
Leaps short buildings in a single bound.
Is more powerful than a switch engine.
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on water if sea is calm.
Talks with God.
Oboist
Leaps short buildings with a running start and favorable winds.
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine.
Is almost as fast as a speeding bullet.
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool.
Talks with God if special request is approved.
Horn player
Barely clears a quonset hut.
Loses tug-of-war with locomotive.
Can fire a speeding bullet.
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by God.
Bass Trombone player
Makes marks high on wall when trying to clear short buildings.
Is run over by locomotive.
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting self-injury.
Dog-paddles.
Talks to animals.
Director
Runs into buildings.
Recognizes locomotives two times out of three.
Is not issued any ammunition.
Can stay afloat with a life jacket.
Talks to walls, argues with self.
Assistant director
Falls over doorstep when trying to enter buildings.
Says "Look at the choo-choo."
Wets self with water pistol.
Plays in mud puddles.
Loses arguments with self.
Trumpet player
Lifts buildings and walks under them.
Kicks locomotives off the tracks.
Catches speeding bullets in teeth and eats them.
Freezes water with a single glance.
Is God.

its a post from me

i decided to post today just for the heck of it
write this one down in the record books cause im not posting a JOKE
i guess jokes are the only thing going on in my life
will anyone tell me why it is so dang hot this summer and why this summer seemed so dang short it doesnt make any sense to me of course nothing ever makes any sense to me anyways
summers are meant for fun but all i have been doing this summer is working wat up wit dat, life sux
we are going to die at band camp it is going to be so freakin hot there will be no way to survive, especially with our new opener the opener will be the death to us all
that pretty much sums up my summer, wat a thrill eh?